Day 3 —Write about the worst time you’ve ever put your foot in your mouth.
For all the weird shit I did when I was a kid (wrapping a sleeping bag around my brother and rolling him around for one entire afternoon, sticking an eraser in my nostril, to give you an insight as to how “creative” I was), I have never tried putting my foot inside my mouth and will try it right now (for science!) –
-and I will never try it again for as long as I live.
Thank you for giving me another opportunity to explore the boundaries of my body, great people of the internet who have written this challenge.
(For the record, I managed to fit three toes inside my mouth.)